Steve Austin + MJ White: 24 hour fitness Tactical Force
The beginning is from the manual. In the sense that the manual action movie explains that every film should start with a supermarket robbery foiled by the hero of the moment (Cobra, Hard to Kill, Strength shock, etc ...), and Tactical Force obeys. Now, here I was very happy on the one hand but on the other immediately perplexed, because the criminals are just four / five Bosworth once a Sly Seagal would turn foiled the whole thing alone, barely awake, in pajamas, without stopping brushing your teeth. Here instead enter four members of the SWAT fully armed with lots of fucking metal helmet on his head was not even landing in Normandy. Considering that one of them is Steve Austin and another is Michael Jai White, is a bit 'as if they send the NBA all-star team to win a basketball torneino between Dopolavoro. Sure enough it is a massacre. Steve and his companions come in straight leg as if it were the Diaz school during the G8 summit, are the bullies, if they laugh, throw down all barely distinguishing between criminals and hostages, leaving rubble. It's all very Reaganite and a lot of fun, and hope for the best. The next scene on the other hand is the one that shows that writing / directing is a poor man without knowledge (which is called - hold on tight - "Adam P. Cultraro"). The four are summoned by their boss in the office and, as was the case also in things like Lethal Weapon 3 or Wounds, are accused of excessive zeal and punished. The problem is that, unlike the films mentioned above, in the scene we just saw the tactics were really free and cartoonesche. If you show me the just, accept them as they are: if it is me rielencano analyzing them one by one making me see how exaggerated and unjustified ... seriously, as they believe that I react? If the film is indeed set in a world where opportunity, professionalism and tactics count for something (and I honestly believe they are not), and having witnessed 24 hour fitness the whole scene and then for example all'evitabilità of smashing his head against a door of a type glass when he had already lost consciousness three broken bones before, I can not at this point have to agree with her head on the fact that our four protagonists are crazy maniacs unleashed not only to keep as far away from any body of forces of 'order, but to be interned in a psychiatric prison and throw the key. Especially considering that our suffering any wrongdoing, still laughing and making jokes. To say the other night for things vaguely like the people hath been angry and started to burn houses in Tottenham. Trivial contradictions aside, that make me laugh because it looks like and even if they were heavier in The Condemned always with good Steve, 24 hour fitness we move on to more important 24 hour fitness things. Plot: After being scolded and sent to your room without 24 hour fitness dinner by their leader, the four are forced to make a tactical exercise session in an abandoned warehouse. Jump out, however, that inside that warehouse there are real criminals intent on arguing about a briefcase or crap like that. Since then they exercise because they are there armed only with bullets 24 hour fitness with blanks, the matter becomes a little 'complicated, but it is a great excuse 24 hour fitness to save on location and shoot the entire film in a garage. To you then heading more waiting.
Positives: it's 24 hour fitness all here. For once, Steve has a role suited to his size and his malice, they are pitted against the opponents just as big and fistfights exploit its best qualities. Minuses: 24 hour fitness Steve is not Schwarzenegger, and when to do the funny guy is sooooo uncomfortable. It seems that his agent is striving in every way the most unlikely of allargargli horizons, find him a shred of range of characters that are not only the beast drinking beer and spaccatutto, but to no avail. I hope one day you find something else that really knows how to do, but at worst a career at Chuck Norris remains within his reach, and it is certainly not to be sneezed at. Also: Michael Jai White. Do not waste time waiting for plot twists: here is Steve's shoulder, despite recite better, better spikes, etc ... Wasted like few others. As if Black Dynamite and Blood and Bone fossere not ever existed. Mena, eh? But shortly. Mena as if it were one of the thousands who Expendables has to settle for a spot in the sun, and instead is alone with Steve Austin. The rest of it is? On the one hand there is this effort insisted on trying to be a funny movie, full of jokes, sarcasm, people who make merry, and you can appreciate the effort but it is not going to sign almost anything. In addition to the need to remedy f
The beginning is from the manual. In the sense that the manual action movie explains that every film should start with a supermarket robbery foiled by the hero of the moment (Cobra, Hard to Kill, Strength shock, etc ...), and Tactical Force obeys. Now, here I was very happy on the one hand but on the other immediately perplexed, because the criminals are just four / five Bosworth once a Sly Seagal would turn foiled the whole thing alone, barely awake, in pajamas, without stopping brushing your teeth. Here instead enter four members of the SWAT fully armed with lots of fucking metal helmet on his head was not even landing in Normandy. Considering that one of them is Steve Austin and another is Michael Jai White, is a bit 'as if they send the NBA all-star team to win a basketball torneino between Dopolavoro. Sure enough it is a massacre. Steve and his companions come in straight leg as if it were the Diaz school during the G8 summit, are the bullies, if they laugh, throw down all barely distinguishing between criminals and hostages, leaving rubble. It's all very Reaganite and a lot of fun, and hope for the best. The next scene on the other hand is the one that shows that writing / directing is a poor man without knowledge (which is called - hold on tight - "Adam P. Cultraro"). The four are summoned by their boss in the office and, as was the case also in things like Lethal Weapon 3 or Wounds, are accused of excessive zeal and punished. The problem is that, unlike the films mentioned above, in the scene we just saw the tactics were really free and cartoonesche. If you show me the just, accept them as they are: if it is me rielencano analyzing them one by one making me see how exaggerated and unjustified ... seriously, as they believe that I react? If the film is indeed set in a world where opportunity, professionalism and tactics count for something (and I honestly believe they are not), and having witnessed 24 hour fitness the whole scene and then for example all'evitabilità of smashing his head against a door of a type glass when he had already lost consciousness three broken bones before, I can not at this point have to agree with her head on the fact that our four protagonists are crazy maniacs unleashed not only to keep as far away from any body of forces of 'order, but to be interned in a psychiatric prison and throw the key. Especially considering that our suffering any wrongdoing, still laughing and making jokes. To say the other night for things vaguely like the people hath been angry and started to burn houses in Tottenham. Trivial contradictions aside, that make me laugh because it looks like and even if they were heavier in The Condemned always with good Steve, 24 hour fitness we move on to more important 24 hour fitness things. Plot: After being scolded and sent to your room without 24 hour fitness dinner by their leader, the four are forced to make a tactical exercise session in an abandoned warehouse. Jump out, however, that inside that warehouse there are real criminals intent on arguing about a briefcase or crap like that. Since then they exercise because they are there armed only with bullets 24 hour fitness with blanks, the matter becomes a little 'complicated, but it is a great excuse 24 hour fitness to save on location and shoot the entire film in a garage. To you then heading more waiting.
Positives: it's 24 hour fitness all here. For once, Steve has a role suited to his size and his malice, they are pitted against the opponents just as big and fistfights exploit its best qualities. Minuses: 24 hour fitness Steve is not Schwarzenegger, and when to do the funny guy is sooooo uncomfortable. It seems that his agent is striving in every way the most unlikely of allargargli horizons, find him a shred of range of characters that are not only the beast drinking beer and spaccatutto, but to no avail. I hope one day you find something else that really knows how to do, but at worst a career at Chuck Norris remains within his reach, and it is certainly not to be sneezed at. Also: Michael Jai White. Do not waste time waiting for plot twists: here is Steve's shoulder, despite recite better, better spikes, etc ... Wasted like few others. As if Black Dynamite and Blood and Bone fossere not ever existed. Mena, eh? But shortly. Mena as if it were one of the thousands who Expendables has to settle for a spot in the sun, and instead is alone with Steve Austin. The rest of it is? On the one hand there is this effort insisted on trying to be a funny movie, full of jokes, sarcasm, people who make merry, and you can appreciate the effort but it is not going to sign almost anything. In addition to the need to remedy f
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