The Bible’s Secret Files : Twiggy | Kro$$fire's Blog
Now, lots of people don’t know who Twiggy is mainly because Christianity, and God in particular tried to keep this a secret. Basically, at the beginning of time, God was not the only God created, toni and guy although toni and guy he was the most gifted. Beside his warlike twin brother, Allah and his sexually obsessed older brother Brahma…God had a cousin. toni and guy
This cousin was no ordinary deity. He was retarded. Alhough Galacon (the guy who created toni and guy everything , then misteriously disappeared) toni and guy wanted to give him a cool name like Thornazar or Sod, all Twiggy could utter was ”Twigeeeeee”. So , this was it ! God had a retarded cousin named Twiggy. Somehow ashamed, he decided not to include the chapter about diety creation in the Bible. Even so…Twiggy’s legacy still reigns…
-Do you know why good people die all the time ? Mainly because God can’t toni and guy keep Twiggy tied to the bed all the time ! -Know why Satan exists ? Because Twiggy tricked one of God’s beautiful but dumb lieutenants that God uses a syntethic lotion for his perfect skin. -Do you know why lots of pure souls burn in hell ? Cause Twiggy messed up the Heaven and Hell indicators ! (He played ”smack the squirrel” toni and guy with them) -Know why wars are waged all the time ? Because Twiggy seems to think that throwing candy from the sky at people is good fun. -Do you know why George W. Bush was never assasinated ? Because Twiggy had a son… -Know why God sometimes doesn’t answer your deepest and purest prayers ? Cause Twiggy comes near his prayer-player and goes ”Neneneeeaah….Neannneanenenahh…” -Know why the Romanian educational system exists ? Cause Twiggy likes to make lemonade out of the tears of children. (Even Satan is jealous !) -Do you know why gay people exist ? Because…well, I don’t know…maybe they just like it that way
Graphical Description : Can’t make one, since I’m not a ”heathen”. However, toni and guy most Twiggy represenations show us an old man, drooling, with a cloggy beard, an alcohool candy in one hand and a thunder in the other.
The thing is Twiggy is responsible for most evil in the world – not out of bad intentions but out of sheer stupidity. This is why we should cut God some slack and let the guy rest at times. We can pray to Twiggy instead – maybe he’ll do something good for a chance. Repeat toni and guy after me : Bueaaahh..Bueaahh..Twiggeee…Money Me ! (Instead of making the sign of the cross, try hoping around in the room)
Even God has a black sheep in his family? I feel better now, even though I have a flock in my own. And still… are you sure Twiggy didn’t get his name because he uses his twig too much in suport of DGM (Divine Gay Movement)?
Haha! This post was exactly what I needed on a Monday spent at work, after a few days of vacation!
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Now, lots of people don’t know who Twiggy is mainly because Christianity, and God in particular tried to keep this a secret. Basically, at the beginning of time, God was not the only God created, toni and guy although toni and guy he was the most gifted. Beside his warlike twin brother, Allah and his sexually obsessed older brother Brahma…God had a cousin. toni and guy
This cousin was no ordinary deity. He was retarded. Alhough Galacon (the guy who created toni and guy everything , then misteriously disappeared) toni and guy wanted to give him a cool name like Thornazar or Sod, all Twiggy could utter was ”Twigeeeeee”. So , this was it ! God had a retarded cousin named Twiggy. Somehow ashamed, he decided not to include the chapter about diety creation in the Bible. Even so…Twiggy’s legacy still reigns…
-Do you know why good people die all the time ? Mainly because God can’t toni and guy keep Twiggy tied to the bed all the time ! -Know why Satan exists ? Because Twiggy tricked one of God’s beautiful but dumb lieutenants that God uses a syntethic lotion for his perfect skin. -Do you know why lots of pure souls burn in hell ? Cause Twiggy messed up the Heaven and Hell indicators ! (He played ”smack the squirrel” toni and guy with them) -Know why wars are waged all the time ? Because Twiggy seems to think that throwing candy from the sky at people is good fun. -Do you know why George W. Bush was never assasinated ? Because Twiggy had a son… -Know why God sometimes doesn’t answer your deepest and purest prayers ? Cause Twiggy comes near his prayer-player and goes ”Neneneeeaah….Neannneanenenahh…” -Know why the Romanian educational system exists ? Cause Twiggy likes to make lemonade out of the tears of children. (Even Satan is jealous !) -Do you know why gay people exist ? Because…well, I don’t know…maybe they just like it that way
Graphical Description : Can’t make one, since I’m not a ”heathen”. However, toni and guy most Twiggy represenations show us an old man, drooling, with a cloggy beard, an alcohool candy in one hand and a thunder in the other.
The thing is Twiggy is responsible for most evil in the world – not out of bad intentions but out of sheer stupidity. This is why we should cut God some slack and let the guy rest at times. We can pray to Twiggy instead – maybe he’ll do something good for a chance. Repeat toni and guy after me : Bueaaahh..Bueaahh..Twiggeee…Money Me ! (Instead of making the sign of the cross, try hoping around in the room)
Even God has a black sheep in his family? I feel better now, even though I have a flock in my own. And still… are you sure Twiggy didn’t get his name because he uses his twig too much in suport of DGM (Divine Gay Movement)?
Haha! This post was exactly what I needed on a Monday spent at work, after a few days of vacation!
Anunţă-mă printr-un email când apar articole noi.
Blogul s-a mutat pe www.krossfire.ro . Va rog sa utilizati feedul de la noua adresa. toni and guy Comentariile relevante plasate accidental pe acest blog vor fi transferate pe www.krossfire.ro. Orice alte comentarii vor fi moderate toni and guy sau sterse Articole Recente Trecere treptata spre www.krossfire.ro Nesimtirea romaneasca I : Claus Web Best of Krossfire – 6th Edition Sinonime Rebranding.ro Sportul national toni and guy al Romaniei Ascendent – Descendent Comentarii Recente NESERIOZITATEA LA RO… on Nesimtirea romaneasca I : Clau… danielx on Nesimtirea romaneasca I : Clau… DigitalOcean.com… on Nesimtirea romaneasca I : Clau… Andrei D. on Nesimtirea toni and guy romaneasca I : Clau… Viorel on Nesimtirea romaneasca I : Clau… Categorii Selectează o categorie Anunturi si Stiri (57) Concursuri (4) Diverse (88) Engleza (6) toni and guy Filme (16) Muzica (52) Social, Cultural, Politic (101) Software, Hardware, Digital, Online (39) Viata de zi cu zi (48) Pagini Aditionale Concursuri pe Blog Despre Mine Sugestii & Reclamatii Statistici 449,693 accesari Arhiva ianuarie 2008 decembrie 2007 noiembrie 2007 octombrie 2007 septembrie 2007 august 2007 iulie 2007 iunie 2007 mai 2007 aprilie 2007 martie 2007 februarie 2007 ianuarie 2007 decembrie 2006 noiembrie 2006 octombrie 2006 Search for: Top 10 Articole Jocurile toni and guy de alta data (Partea 1) Sunt al tau , esti a mea... Guatic, Gothic sau Gothik... Nume de formatii Death vs Black Metal (ba inculturistilor...) Sfantul Matiz, protectorul Bucurestiului... Evolutii descendente - Partea I Balul Bobocilor - FJSC Criptidele si Romania Posturi romanesti de radio care merita Licenta blogului
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